jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

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annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

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hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

295,889 notes

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

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80slove:

Pretty Woman (1990)

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wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

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yung-medusa:

 ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻

yung-medusa:

 ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻

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